![Sunday, March 20, 2011
STOP. DROP. KABOOM.
baby rub on yo nipples…
Today I contracted the Black Plague. I put Holidae Inn on repeat just because I like shouting the above verse while stuffed up because I think it makes it sound funny…
But I stayed in bed most of the day, but took a little bit of time off from doing nothing to make a demotivational poster. I was feeling a tad bitter, you know with the sickness and being busted and given my ‘second warning’ by The Zohan last night… (My first was given to me when I once unsuspectingly answered the door [for Zohan] and a toilet paper roll that had been stuck in the door to prevent it from locking dropped to the floor. Apparently this is a big violation, and I am a terrific actress who wouldn’t get off easy for feigning surprise when I saw it). And of course after I was shouted at for being a delinquent, I entered my flat to see a traffic cone and a couple of street signs piled up against one of my flat mate’s doors… obviously I truly am the bad seed of the room (I can’t even pretend to be bitter about that though; I thought it was awesome!)
But yeah, I haven’t really shown this creation of mine to anybody yet. This would put me on the fast track to getting shot, shanked, or boomeranged. I’m just saying, my nose has feelings too. And the fact that all of the offenders that this poster was made for like to pile on and overcrowd all of the Translink buses that I have to ride too just makes it worse. C’mon, y’all. With just one stick of this roll-on magic, you can help make this world a better place :)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpa0wmcItK1qh2c4wo1_500.jpg)
Sunday, March 20, 2011
STOP. DROP. KABOOM.
baby rub on yo nipples…
Today I contracted the Black Plague. I put Holidae Inn on repeat just because I like shouting the above verse while stuffed up because I think it makes it sound funny…
But I stayed in bed most of the day, but took a little bit of time off from doing nothing to make a demotivational poster. I was feeling a tad bitter, you know with the sickness and being busted and given my ‘second warning’ by The Zohan last night… (My first was given to me when I once unsuspectingly answered the door [for Zohan] and a toilet paper roll that had been stuck in the door to prevent it from locking dropped to the floor. Apparently this is a big violation, and I am a terrific actress who wouldn’t get off easy for feigning surprise when I saw it). And of course after I was shouted at for being a delinquent, I entered my flat to see a traffic cone and a couple of street signs piled up against one of my flat mate’s doors… obviously I truly am the bad seed of the room (I can’t even pretend to be bitter about that though; I thought it was awesome!)
But yeah, I haven’t really shown this creation of mine to anybody yet. This would put me on the fast track to getting shot, shanked, or boomeranged. I’m just saying, my nose has feelings too. And the fact that all of the offenders that this poster was made for like to pile on and overcrowd all of the Translink buses that I have to ride too just makes it worse. C’mon, y’all. With just one stick of this roll-on magic, you can help make this world a better place :)
